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May 21 2018

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this is so fucking funny oh my god

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SUPER sad that “absolute unit” has become so overused it’s crossed into unfunny levels because god it was such a gem of a phrase



I need head

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a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me





heelies were not intended for everyday use,,,


ha op…. good luck getting places…. how else are you gonna move?

no… y’all don’t Understand. I have worn nothing but heelies every day for the past 3 or 4 years of my life. I go through about one pair of heelies every year because I friggin’ brake on them so much that the soles wear out and the shoes self-destruct. I have my blood and soul for these hipster lax skater shoes and I can’t stop because I’m committed at this point.


this is what my left shoe looks like. This is just used for walking and back up rolling since I’m dominant with my right foot.


THIS fucker is my leading shoe and the one I use to brake. this hunk a junk has like 45 degrees of Pure Heelie Brake Burn. it goes into the shoe itself at this point.


I am hardened every day through my battles of sick slides and rides. I am a war criminal of rolling shoes. I have been the reason some local places put back their “WE BAN HEELIES” signs. I wish these things could support my life style.

I miss my wife



try replacing “i wish i was” with may i be

may i be content

may i be kind to myself and others

may i be resilient 

while we’re at it, try to replace “but” with and

i am trying hard and i can do better

i am anxious and i will get through it

sometimes i feel like giving up and i keep going


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Abandoned Treehouse [800X600]


coffee is brewing and you’re grilling some pancakes in the kitchen, the sun is starting to rise and the cat is sleeping in front of the heater. your wife comes in with today’s eggs and you whip up omelettes for the both of you before she heads off to work in the big city. you give her a big kiss and she tells you how much she loves you. you made it. it’s not an easy life, but it’s a nice one, and it makes you both happy. 


What Pokémon region are you from?

So it’s pretty simple, Whichever series was out when you were 10 years old is where your from.

This chart will help everyone out

In 2007 I had turned 10 so the game series that was out was diamond and pearl, which means that the region I started my journey in is Sinnoh!

Reblog with what region you start your journey in and what starter you picked.

Anyway I’m from Sinnoh and my starter is turtwig.

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i run a furry server and most of it is just me being mean to my friends

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i love this picture because it is like finding the full version of a anime opening and i think thats beautiful


Me: this coffee is a bit too hot

Brewster: I will beat you senseless if you do not drink it now

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Don’t deny it


Guess wtf i found in the sunday comics

Pretty sure I heard my dad talking to some poor woman he’s having an affair with. Wanna warn her tbh.





uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….


wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

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tryna get back into the swing of things a little bit- warmin up w some of my favorite ladies

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