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October 23 2017

God I am tired


Me, cooing lovingly to the newborn infant cradled in my arms: I fucked your mom, shitlips

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all lesbians talk about is food and how much they want a wife

alright icarus calm down

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Art by Margaret Ely Webb, 1918, “Aldine Readers, Book Two.”

“Lady Moon”, verse by Lord Houghton.

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I can not comprehend people who walk around with like, millions of neopoints on hand. Like what are you up to bro? What are you doin that requires those funds?

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future girls make do

i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years

October 05 2017

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asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

Whenever I come across a cow post, I make sure you didn’t reblog it before I do so I can tag you. I kind if have a new love for cows, too. You’re spreading the cow love!

Maybe my future can just be, roamin the land, preaching the good word of cattle

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Moth beauty

Jatun Sacha, Ecuador

God I wish any pizza place delivered out here

clarenecessities replied to your post

“rooftop-wibreth replied to your post “I hope I’ve made a difference…”

tbh you’ve 100% changed my opinion of cows. i used to be scared of them & now i’m like oh… a good friend

siroftheworld replied to your post “rooftop-wibreth replied to your post “I hope I’ve made a difference…”

fhsdfhsdfha you single-handedly brought back my childhood love of cows AND neopets


Me when I listen to Carly Rae Jepsen’s smash hit "Run Away with Me": man wouldn’t it b nice to do cheesy shit with my girlfriend

rooftop-wibreth replied to your post “I hope I’ve made a difference in people’s lives”
Whenever I see cows, I think of you first and other cow-lovers I know second. I’m not really active on tumblr much anymore, but when I check back in, you’re one of the blogs I’m most curious about. IDK if that’s an answer you were expecting or hoping for, but I hope life gets better for you m'dude.

It’s nice 2 kno I am the main cowpoke in your mind :3

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look at these CUTE embroidered clowns i found on this sweater at the thrift store!!! i ended up buying the sweater but i’m gonna cut these designs out and use them for smth… :^)))

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i was googling proboscis monkey and i found this absolutely inscrutable bodybuilding forum thread. the title is “Proboscis Monkey”, the OP and the first several posts are completely blank, then someone says “inb4 proboscis monkey” and then there’s this

i’m not kidding

October 03 2017

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Advanced tactics: nap at midnight

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