Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

September 09 2017

snakegay:

you all: [fighting, making bad posts, etc]

sea spider:

deadmutt:

me, holding my rat: You are a perfect little man. Look at your little whiskers and goblin hands. You are a divine celestial being too good and pure for this world. I love you.

violentfutches:

malcolmcooks:

animate-mush:

violentfutches:

so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught

Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…

why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like
thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached

because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again

9636 8f40

natureatlogans:

Anger boi

Reposted byRekrut-KschaafArtifexExMachina
9637 a892 500

candybaggins:

sirlorence:

Canon that Tsuyu is literal perfectection. 

9638 e207 500

sphenodontia:

jenny is my favorite bloody roar

your90sdreamgirl:

*sounds of opossums hissing and attacking eachother*

Girl 1: god babe this place is so romantic

Girl 2: [cant hear her over the sound of the opossums]

9639 6b61 500

toadschooled:

A nice pig frog [Rana grylio] sitting on a partially submerged weed bed in the Green Cay wetlands in Florida. Image by Thomas Smith.

Reposted bylongfish longfish

durbikins:

durbikins:

me when I am in my car listening to NPR and I agree with what they have to say

when it’s a Saturday afternoon and I am touched by the Ted Talk that NPR airs

I dreamt about mantises. I kept finding like, molts? And they were getting so big. Also I picked up a really fancy mantis I found and it tried to bite me.

What Will Aphrodite Reward You?

astronaiad:

Take this quiz and reblog with your Venus sign & what house it’s in!🐚🕊💗

9641 5bc4 500

spicymochi:

play that funky music

9642 f780 500

oddsword:

goblindogs:

marsworms:

goblindogs

The Shadow Council

From Left to Right: 

Scrupulous Steve- chief librarian of The Shadow Records. His eyes never leave those on trial.

Stalwart Ricardo- master saber fighter and vanguard of The Shadow Council; near-legendary talent for cheating death.

Sarah the Wise- oldest and wisest of The Shadow Council. Leader by default of seniority. Though calm and levelheaded, she will periodically receive visions of the past, present, or future; which it is specifically, though, is even her guess. 

The Executioner- headsman of The Shadow Council. Never misses. Constantly panting. 

Neophyte Neil- most recent addition to the ranks of the Shadow Council and assistant librarian to Scrupulous Steve. Courtroom typographer. Deft poisoner and lethal with throwing weapons. 

Garrulous Grant- chief interrogator. Incredibly loud standing voice becomes increasingly hushed the closer he gets to the answer he’s looking for.

9643 7879 500

random-blogger-also-a-fangirl:

$5 she stops you in the first 5 minutes

dragonomatopoeia:

i just really hate when deliberate cruelty is interpreted as “life is unfair”

that is not life being unfair; that is a person being unfair. that is a person being malicious. no one is under obligation to treat people like shit just to prove that life is unfair!!! if it’s unfair, then try to make it fair! Help people! Be kind! Try to make things better! don’t just sneer and say “that’s just how life is”!

do not make life worse for people and excuse your actions by saying they would have been treated badly anyway!

nessamiibo:

dunsparcee:

I sneeze

9644 536c 500

wizardjpeg:

i am online and you all have to deal with it

9645 870d 500

chikurinkun:

涙が出ちゃう!😢

Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl